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英语笑话 更新时间:2024-04-19 12:18:16

  A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don’t like chicken soup, bring something else."

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  The hospital worker said, "It’s good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.

  That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.

  The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.

  He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they’re very strict about their food. Here’s a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they’ll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"

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